10 ways to figure out you have become FAT

10 ways to figure out you are FAT

10) People begin to refer to you as a well ‘normal-size’ as opposed to the previous ‘skinny’ and ‘slim’.

9) Despite sucking your breath in, you still can’t pull your 26-inch levis above your thighs.

8) You prefer ‘smart Indo-western’ wear to the usual ‘jeans and t-shirts’.

7) Fat people say things like “ Lets hit the gym together” or “We should really get into shape”

6) You religiously swap to “DIET COKE” – like it is going to make a difference!

5) You turn your nose up at skinny jeans and leggings even though they are in vogue , because you think – “they look silly”

4) You spend a bomb on a body-sculpting corset and then don’t wear it because it gets uncomfortably tight after lunch.

3) You stop looking into the mirror as often as you used to.

2) You look at old pictures and exclaim loudly “ I was so skinny” , you also stare at other slim women and classify them as ‘anorexic’

1) YOUR GRANDMOTHER FINALLY BEGINS TO APPROVE OF YOUR SIZE AND SAYS – AH! NOW YOU LOOK NICE! ( A sure sign of loads of extra flab)


If you experience even five of the above ten symptoms, it’s well.. Time to hit the gym!

Kaavya Krishna