10 ways to figure out you are FAT
10) People begin to refer to you as a well ‘normal-size’ as opposed to the previous ‘skinny’ and ‘slim’.
9) Despite sucking your breath in, you still can’t pull your 26-inch levis above your thighs.
8) You prefer ‘smart Indo-western’ wear to the usual ‘jeans and t-shirts’.
7) Fat people say things like “ Lets hit the gym together” or “We should really get into shape”
6) You religiously swap to “DIET COKE” – like it is going to make a difference!
5) You turn your nose up at skinny jeans and leggings even though they are in vogue , because you think – “they look silly”
4) You spend a bomb on a body-sculpting corset and then don’t wear it because it gets uncomfortably tight after lunch.
3) You stop looking into the mirror as often as you used to.
2) You look at old pictures and exclaim loudly “ I was so skinny” , you also stare at other slim women and classify them as ‘anorexic’
1) YOUR GRANDMOTHER FINALLY BEGINS TO APPROVE OF YOUR SIZE AND SAYS – AH! NOW YOU LOOK NICE! ( A sure sign of loads of extra flab)
If you experience even five of the above ten symptoms, it’s well.. Time to hit the gym!
Kaavya Krishna
9) Despite sucking your breath in, you still can’t pull your 26-inch levis above your thighs.
8) You prefer ‘smart Indo-western’ wear to the usual ‘jeans and t-shirts’.
7) Fat people say things like “ Lets hit the gym together” or “We should really get into shape”
6) You religiously swap to “DIET COKE” – like it is going to make a difference!
5) You turn your nose up at skinny jeans and leggings even though they are in vogue , because you think – “they look silly”
4) You spend a bomb on a body-sculpting corset and then don’t wear it because it gets uncomfortably tight after lunch.
3) You stop looking into the mirror as often as you used to.
2) You look at old pictures and exclaim loudly “ I was so skinny” , you also stare at other slim women and classify them as ‘anorexic’
1) YOUR GRANDMOTHER FINALLY BEGINS TO APPROVE OF YOUR SIZE AND SAYS – AH! NOW YOU LOOK NICE! ( A sure sign of loads of extra flab)
If you experience even five of the above ten symptoms, it’s well.. Time to hit the gym!
Kaavya Krishna
32 comments:
Bwahaha!! ROTFL! Ok but you weigh like forty six kilos. You ARE anorexic. Shut it.
Loved ur post but unlike other "fat" or "huge" women, I hav no complaints abt skinny or anorexic women. I thnk skinny jeans r sexy of u hav a nicely shaped butt & a slim waist to pull it off. U have a nice body. Not too thin & not too flabby.
I've never been slim da. I've always been big for my age. Even when I was a child. So I really cant miss somthng I never had, can I? But my need to lose weight is more from health angle than fashion. Anyways, ur post has inspired me to hit the gym ASAP.
I need to hit the gym soon
:p
Normal weight wont cut it anymore huh???
Really funny post and too damn to the point...heh...
hi fatty :)!!
theirs a reason ure called pygmy hippo! :)
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